Dishonorable Discharge)Ī Nazi military officer is shot in the head during World War II and left for dead, but survives with the bullet becoming lodged near a major artery in his brain. Note: This episode did not feature the death of a female. Abnormally high pressure in the tank causes the porcelain lid to fly onto the floor and shatter, and the bachelor slips onto a shard of porcelain, piercing his colon and intestinal tract, and causing him to bleed to death.Įpisode 2: Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death The stripper pushes him onto the toilet and he leans on the flush mechanism. Buzz-Ted)Ī drunk bachelor attempts to rape a stripper (who was used as a human sushi bar) at his bachelor party. After the first spinner nearly gets hit by a passing car, he accidentally slashes his jugular vein with the edge of his sign (now jagged from repeated hits against the pavement) and bleeds to death.Īnother Up The Butt Story (a.k.a. When a rival spinner shows up across the street, the two start trying to outdo each other and win the barista's attention. The SUV comes around and crushing his head.Ī sign spinner has been showing off his skills to impress a beautiful barista at a nearby coffeehouse. While on the ground, the SUV comes around and runs over the riders legs and breaks them. The SUV hits a parking chalk, knocking the rider from the roof of the SUV. One of them attempts "The Circle," which involves making the car ride in a tight circle while standing atop it. The witch hunter is killed when a stone hits him in the head and cracks his skull.Ī group of car thieves are practicing " ghost riding the whip" (putting the car into gear and dancing alongside it) with a stolen SUV. The witch hunter's mole does not bleed and he is sentenced to death by stoning. The superstitious townspeople use a method that the witch hunter used on a village woman who was accused of witchcraft: pricking a mole on the accused's body (if it bled, the accused was innocent if not, the accused was deemed a witch). While on a plane, the atmospheric pressure causes the implants to expand and explode, blowing out the woman's chest and killing her from heart exposure.Ī medieval witch hunter goes mad after eating grains infected with ergot.
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However, the plastic surgeon who gave her the implants was unlicensed and the implants she got were substandard and filled with water containing dissolved oxygen instead of silicone. Thinking that her breasts are too small for her to be a good stripper, she decides to get large breast implants to compensate. Bad Explosions)Ī woman decides to become a stripper after months of doing low-level temp work and not earning enough to support her dreams of being an actress. On the roof, he rolls to recover from his last jump and impales his neck on an exposed pipe, severing his spinal cord and paralyzing the muscles that control breathing.
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While racing up the outside of a building with his friends, an arrogant parkour-obsessed teen pushes one of them out of the way in order to win. The man keeps struggling until all the water from the leaking mattress engulfs him and he drowns. As he screams, he kicks his stiletto-heeled feet, puncturing his water bed, which then leaks.
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Season 1 Episode 1: Death Penalties Ī man, who spent New Year's Eve at a party, snorting cocaine, donning women's clothes, and seducing two women into having sex with him, wakes up the next day, half-naked, smeared in make-up, and strapped to his water bed.
#1000 WAYS TO DIE SEASON 5 FULL#
1.7 Episode 7: Young, Dumb and Full of Death.1.2 Episode 2: Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death.